Cold as cold

Today it was so cold my nose hairs hurt.

Today it was so cold that my eyes started to water. And then froze to my cheek. All in the space of walking one block.

                              

This photo is from a week ago when it was lovely out, a balmy -14C (7F) and I went to a 2 hour walk. 

                                           

This is the forecast for tomorrow. With the windchill it's -55C (-67F). Which, of course, is insane. And I realize that I'm the lamest by talking about the weather. But it has made me come up with some inventions.

GENIUS IDEA ALERT!

1) A car that drops you off at the front door and self parks. No walking outside while the wind tears your face off.

2) A heating pad in you bed that you can start from your phone. That way when you get home your bed will be cozy and your toes toasty. 

Until then I'm under the covers. Literally.