Y'all

Today I called Kentucky in search of my shoes and UPS thinking they were going to Slim's Pizza. As if an imaginary pizza place would be in need of a wicked pair of purple shoes!

In other news, I slept for exactly 1 hour last night, from 1am-2am. I do not understand how doctors and menopausal women manage to cope. Zzzz


My Heidi hair was the only good thing to come out of this today:

I can't decide if it's awesome or ridiculous!