Green Russians

Do you ever watch Archer?

It's crass and irreverent and funny.

In one episode they drink Green Russians and horrifying hijinks ensue.

We had some friends over and decided Green Russians would be a good idea.

Friends. They were not a good idea.

In case you wish to have this adventure too:

2 oz vodka

2 oz absinthe

2 oz milk

1 oz peppermint schnapps

Please note that if you use almond milk (on the right) it may look ever more disgusting then expected. 

Today I'm thankful for drinking heaps of water.